"Obama,
what about Louis Farrakhan, leader of the Nation of Islam and infamous
anti-Semite. He endorsed your campaign and all you did was denounce it [on
screen: HRC saying there is a difference between denouncing and rejecting Farrakhan's
support]. Now she's pandering to the SAT prep coach vote. It would be hard
enough for Hillary Clinton if she was only fighting Obama, but apparently there
are other forces in play [on screen: HRC saying, 'Can I just point out that in
the last several debates, I seem to get the first question all the time. And I
don't mind, you know, I will be happy to field them. I just find it kind of
curious that I keep getting the first questions on all these issues, but I'm
happy to answer it']. Yeah, you are curiously happy. I guess the media's
conspiring to hear from Hillary first. You know, Hillary, it's not sudden-death
overtime." --Jon Stewart
"On
the other side of the political fence, Senator Larry Craig of Idaho is in
the news again. Not only has he not stepped down from his Senate seat after he
plead guilty to disorderly conduct for playing footsie with an undercover
police officer in an airport bathroom, but he's actually now looking for summer
interns. He's looking for juniors and seniors in college from Idaho, have an
interest in politics, and know how to keep their mouth shut. If you're
interested, slip your resume under the third stall from the left in the men's
room" --Jimmy Kimmel
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