CollegeFootball25: Indiana vs Michigan State

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

CollegeFootball25: Notre Dame vs Michigan State

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

there is one White Castle skill that a robot will never master (Even more upsetting, it was during the Kiss Cam)

Michigan State apologized after an image of Adolf Hitler appeared on a stadium video board at a football game. Even more upsetting, it was during the Kiss Cam. —Colin Jost

Southwest Airlines has introduced a new feature on its App that lets passengers track their bags. Southwest, why don’t YOU tell us where your bag is. —Colin Jost

The world’s oldest dog ever has died at the age of 31. And some experts believe it could have lived even longer if I had looked before backing out of the driveway. —Colin Jost

White Castle has begun replacing its fry cooks with robots. But there is one White Castle skill that a robot will never master. Jumping over a counter to choke a customer. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

She rolled her eyes so hard, she saw brain ("Ha, ha! Good one," said Iraq.)

President Trump today met with the crown prince of Saudi Arabia at the White House. The prince asked for Trump's help fighting terrorism, and Trump asked for three wishes. --Seth Meyers

After facing attack ads focused on his past derogatory comments toward women, Donald Trump said yesterday, “Nobody respects women more than I do.” And then Melania rolled her eyes so hard, she saw brain. –Seth Meyers

"President Obama released his March Madness bracket this morning, picking Michigan State to win the tournament. In response, Vladimir Putin started moving troops into Gonzaga." –Seth Meyers

When asked today if the Russian election was free and fair, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, quote, "We're focused on our elections. We don't get to dictate how other countries operate." "Ha, ha! Good one," said Iraq. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

JOKES: Sounds like somebody’s ready for the NFL! (here for the party)

It’s rumored that Melania Trump has decided not to live in the White House at all. Man, Donald Trump is keeping immigrants away left and right. –Conan O’Brien

Today, a top football prospect for Michigan State was unable to sign his letter of intent because he’s in jail. Sounds like somebody’s ready for the NFL! –Conan O’Brien