Those swimsuits can’t possibly get any smaller! (Big Risk to everyone around it)

July 2022

“Western Europe is enduring a record-setting heatwave. This is a nightmare for Europeans. They don’t have a lot of air conditioning over there, and how can they possibly cool off? Those swimsuits can’t possibly get any smaller!” —Stephen Colbert

“In the UK, residents braced for the hottest day on record, and to stay cool, the guards at Buckingham Palace have waxed their hats.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Trumpathy (penis hostage)

"Yesterday, Iran's President Ahmadinejad said that his country doesn't have problems with gay people because they don't have homosexuals in Iran. Although Ahmadinejad did admit that sometimes one Iranian will take another Iranian's penis hostage." --Conan O'Brien

"Apple launched its iPhone in Europe but it's being criticized because they say it's not European enough. Apparently, the iPhone isn't European enough because it actually works the entire month of August." --Conan O'Brien

     

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #books #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

McCain admitted he doesn't know how many umbrellas he owns (big band ring tone)

"Thank goodness. I don't know what it's doing around the country, but here in New York City we had a wet, rainy day. Today, John McCain admitted he doesn't know how many umbrellas he owns." --David Letterman



"I like John McCain. I like that guy. He looks like a guy whose cell phone has a big band ring tone." --David Letterman



"And how about that Barack Obama? You know what they're saying? For the first time he's starting to slip in the polls. Barack Obama is starting to slip in the polls. Don't worry. He's got a plan. He's going to be to campaigning in Europe." --David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #FeeltheBern @justicedems @BrandNew535

Marmaduke came out against stem cell research (Bush comics)

"I'm sure you know by know Muslim groups are outraged and are rioting over cartoons that are appearing in European newspapers that they say are offensive. Now they have attacked something very important to President Bush. The comics." --Jay Leno

"They're boycotting Danish products in the Muslim world. Luckily, not too many mosques are made out of Legos." --Jay Leno

"You've all heard a controversial Danish cartoon, still sparking protests with Muslim fundamentalists, because they claim the cartoon defames Islam. And folks, if that weren't bad enough, today Marmaduke came out against stem cell research." --Conan O'Brien

everyone in Ohio is voting for Martin Sheen (Lester Holt Fever)

The presidential debate on Monday is expected to pull in huge ratings. In fact, the whole country has “Lester Holt Fever.” –Conan O’Brien

There’s a rumor that one in 10 Europeans is conceived in an Ikea bed. So people putting together Ikea furniture are at least using one tool correctly. –Conan O’Brien

Six members of the cast of “The West Wing” are going to campaign for Hillary Clinton at an event in Ohio. The move has backfired, though — now everyone in Ohio is voting for Martin Sheen. –Conan O’Brien