Let's be honest. I probably won't make it out of Philly (now everyone in Ohio is voting for Martin Sheen)

Six members of the cast of “The West Wing” are going to campaign for Hillary Clinton at an event in Ohio. The move has backfired, though — now everyone in Ohio is voting for Martin Sheen. –Conan O’Brien

The Pope is coming to the United States and visiting New York, Washington, D.C., and Philadelphia, but not Los Angeles. The Pope said, "Let's be honest. I probably won't make it out of Philly." –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The move has backfired, though — now everyone in Ohio is voting for Martin Sheen (Republicrats)

Six members of the cast of “The West Wing” are going to campaign for Hillary Clinton at an event in Ohio. The move has backfired, though — now everyone in Ohio is voting for Martin Sheen. –Conan O’Brien

"Big story. Earlier today, President Obama said that he's dropping President Bush's plan for a missile defense shield. Obama is also dropping President Bush's plan to build an elite army of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots." --Conan O'Brien

"Some unfortunate news about California. A new study shows that California has the dirtiest tap water in the country. California officials insist that the dirty water is fine as long as you chew it thoroughly." --Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

everyone in Ohio is voting for Martin Sheen (Lester Holt Fever)

The presidential debate on Monday is expected to pull in huge ratings. In fact, the whole country has “Lester Holt Fever.” –Conan O’Brien

There’s a rumor that one in 10 Europeans is conceived in an Ikea bed. So people putting together Ikea furniture are at least using one tool correctly. –Conan O’Brien

Six members of the cast of “The West Wing” are going to campaign for Hillary Clinton at an event in Ohio. The move has backfired, though — now everyone in Ohio is voting for Martin Sheen. –Conan O’Brien

If Bush could run in the next election, he'd get beaten by the bird flu (31%)

"President Bush approval rating: all-time low. 31%. If Bush could run again in the next presidential election, he'd get beaten by the bird flu." --Jay Leno

"This Sunday NBC will finally air the last episode of its White House drama, the 'West Wing.' I say good riddance. When the series started out with Martin Sheen as a Democratic president, I thought 'Great, more of that what if the Nazis had won World War II alternative history bull crap.' But apparently, there were enough embittered, patchouli-smoking Gore voters tuning in to keep the show afloat year after year." --Stephen Colbert

"President Vladimir Putin gave his seventh annual address to Parliament. I watched mostly to see if he apologized to Vice President Cheney, who last week accused Putin of restricting human rights and hoarding oil. Perhaps not diplomatic, but to be fair, he did not shoot him in the face." --Stephen Colbert