McCain admitted he doesn't know how many umbrellas he owns (big band ring tone)

"Thank goodness. I don't know what it's doing around the country, but here in New York City we had a wet, rainy day. Today, John McCain admitted he doesn't know how many umbrellas he owns." --David Letterman



"I like John McCain. I like that guy. He looks like a guy whose cell phone has a big band ring tone." --David Letterman



"And how about that Barack Obama? You know what they're saying? For the first time he's starting to slip in the polls. Barack Obama is starting to slip in the polls. Don't worry. He's got a plan. He's going to be to campaigning in Europe." --David Letterman

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