The woman could face up to seven years in jail, which is 49 in dog years (Oh, no! They're going to vote!)

A woman in Texas was recently arrested after robbing a convenience store while wearing an unusual disguise. She was wearing an oversized dog’s head costume. The woman could face up to seven years in jail, which is 49 in dog years. --James Corden

The New York City Marathon was yesterday, and President Trump freaked out because he thought the caravan was here. Trump was like, "Oh, no! Oh, no! They're going to vote!" --Seth Meyers

The midterm elections are tomorrow, and Democrats would have to flip 23 Republican seats to take control of the House. And if that happens, President Trump will flip Paul Ryan. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”