Friday, November 30, 2018

they pulled over Snoop Dog's tour bus and found a baked ham (Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump)

Some TV critics have accused Donald Trump's show The Apprentice of being nothing but a year-long infomercial for Trump's company. When asked to comment Donald Trump said, “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.” --Conan O’Brien 4/16/2004

This is true. Yesterday a woman posing as a cleaning lady robbed Courtney Love's apartment. Neighbors became suspicious when they saw a cleaning lady going into Courtney Love's apartment. --Conan O’Brien 4/13/2004

Yesterday police in Ohio pulled over Ruben Studdard tour bus and the cops found a bag of marijuana. Police believe there must have been a mix-up because later they pulled over Snoop Dog's bus and found a baked ham. --Conan O’Brien 4/13/2004 “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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