A spokesperson for the company said we think Jews need one more reason not to buy a VW (they're still eligible for baseball's all-star game)

According to the New York Times every single horse in the Kentucky Derby is using a performance-enhancing drug. So even if the horses don't win they're still eligible for baseball's all-star game. --Conan O’Brien 4/28/2004

Volkswagen announced this week that it's trying to sell 10% of its ownership to an arab government. A spokesperson for the company said we think Jews need one more reason not to buy a VW. --Conan O’Brien 4/28/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”