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Thursday, November 29, 2018

That's the worst banana I've ever tasted (Moron, F***ing Moron)


This week the Bush campaign unveiled its new campaign slogan. the new slogan is, “We've turned the corner and we're not turning back.” This replaces their old slogan, “Do what Dick Cheney says and nobody gets hurt.” --Conan O’Brien 8/5/2004

Yesterday President Bush tried to appeal to voters in Iowa by peeling a raw ear of corn and eating it. Afterwards Bush said, “That's the worst banana I've ever tasted.” --Conan O’Brien 8/5/2004

The Israeli army is now treating combat stress by giving it soldiers marijuana. as a result Nabisco is expecting a huge spike in the sale of kosher Oreos. --Conan O’Brien 8/5/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”



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