I did not tell President Trump that vampires are real (one sock)

It keeps happening. Trump makes up something insane about another country and then the president of that country has to come out and say it's not true. We're like a week away from the president of Romania calling a press conference to say, "I did not tell President Trump that vampires are real." --Seth Meyers

President Trump will pardon two Turkeys tomorrow, but, first, Robert Mueller will subpoena them. --Seth Meyers

And, finally, the adult website Pornhub has launched a new fashion collection featuring tote bags, T-shirts, and socks. Well, one sock. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”