A game where it’s obvious who committed the crime, but somehow they’re still president anyway (Mondays, am I right?)

Monopoly is trying to win younger players with a new edition called Monopoly for Millennials, which they market with the snarky tagline, “Forget real estate. You can’t afford it anyway.” If we wanted realism in our board games, we’d have “Your insurance doesn’t cover that OPERATION,” and CLUE 2018, where it’s obvious who committed the crime, but somehow they’re still president anyway. --Stephen Colbert

As one official who used to work in the White House put it, “the Trump administration has been so consistently off the rails that days like today just blend into everything else.” Ah, just one of those typical days where each moment of hollow malice blends into the next, when the future and past narrow into a speck of dim rage racing forever into the vacuum of the president’s mangled, unquenchable ego. Mondays, am I right? --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”