And when I’m hungry, everybody I look at begins to look like a chicken (I don’t want to eat the troops)

President Trump participated in the turkey pardoning ceremony today. Said an aide, "That's Mitch McConnell." --Seth Meyers

Trump was asked why he hasn’t visited our troops serving in war zones in Iraq and Afghanistan in the two years he’s been in office. “There are things that are planned but I can’t talk about them, because I don’t know what they are. And when they try and explain them to me I get bored. And when I’m bored, I get angry. And when I get angry, I get hungry. And when I’m hungry, everybody I look at begins to look like a chicken, and I don’t want to eat the troops.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”