"It
looks like the Democratic field really starting to get narrowed down. For
Democrats, it's going to be Barack
Obama versus Hillary. So, it's a black man or a white woman. You know,
this is the same decision Michael Jackson has to make every morning of his life." --Jay
Leno
"Hillary Clinton
blasted the vice president today for failing to disclose all the facts. She
wants Dick Cheney to give exact details. You know like, "How do you shoot
someone and make it look like an accident?" --Jay Leno
"Dick Cheney gave an
interview to Fox News. Some are accusing Fox of giving softball questions. My
answer to that is, 'Well, does a vice president shoot in the woods?'"
--David Letterman
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