"The
republicans see Benghazi as a real powder keg. This scandal, they believe, may
go as high as Dennis Rodman." –David Letterman
"This
week, Oscar Mayer introduced a new hot dog with bacon cooked right into it. Or
as Chris Christie put it, 'Is it possible to reverse that lap-band
procedure?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"If you think Benghazi is worse than slavery, the Trail of
Tears, Japanese internment, Tuskegee, purposefully injecting Guatemalan mental
patients with syphilis, lying about WMDs, and the fact that banks today are still
foreclosing on mortgages they don't own, then your hard-on for Obama has lasted
more than four hours, and you need to call a doctor." –Bill Maher
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