"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says he's still
adjusting after his surgery to reduce how much he can eat. He said, 'I now have
six free hours a day I don't know what to do with.'" –Conan O'Brien
"According to a new poll, Americans trust Judge Judy more
than they trust Supreme Court justices. She won her trust after her landmark
decision in the case of Drunk Lady vs. Other Drunk Lady." –Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday, Delaware became the most recent state to
legalize same-sex marriage. That marks the 11th state to make same-sex marriage
legal and the first thing I know about Delaware." –Jimmy Fallon
No comments:
Post a Comment