"New Jersey
Governor Chris Christie revealed that back in February he had a secret lap-band
surgery, which explains why there's been so much food in New Jersey
lately." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Over the weekend, Arnold's son Patrick Schwarzenegger was
kicked out of a nightclub in Hollywood. Apparently, Patrick threatened the DJ.
It was a chaotic scene. Security rushed in and said, 'Which one of you is
Schwarzenegger's kid?' And 50 people raised their hands." –Craig Ferguson
"Folks, this is the best kind of political story. We have
no idea what's in it, and it's going to be explosive. It's the Taco Bell of
breaking news." –Stephen Colbert on the House hearings on Benghazi
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