"They want so bad to find a smoking gun and there just
isn't one. There is no smoking gun. How sad is that? Someone in America not
able to find a gun." –Bill Maher on Benghazi
"Chris Christie revealed a couple
months ago that he had lap band surgery. They're speculating that he did this
because they're thinking he's going to run for president in 2016, and he
couldn't unless he lost a lot of weight, and this procedure accomplishes that
because it surgically pinches off your stomach so you just can't eat. Because
that’s what you want in a president, someone with absolutely no will power,
someone who says ‘I can literally not contain myself.’" –Bill Maher
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