As a result, it's been renamed the not-so-safe house (Little Pieces)

"According to the military, they got al-Zarqawi while he was hiding in his safe house. As a result, it's been renamed the 'not-so-safe house.'" --Conan O'Brien

"U.S. forces killed terrorist al-Zarqawi in an air strike. We didn't get the devil on 666, but we only missed by one day. He was hit by two 500 pound bombs. In fact, al-Zarqawi's name is now ow-ow-ow-Zarqawi. You know what his last words were? 'Holy Shiite.'" --Jay Leno

"I think al-Zarqawi knew what his fate was going to be, like today they released his autobiography. Coincidentally it's called, 'I'm in a Million Little Pieces.'" --Jay Leno