Man, they really do not want to win this election (Shuffle of Shame)

There are some nursing homes in New York that are allowing elderly residents to have sex. There’s also a new trend the next morning at nursing homes known as the "Shuffle of Shame." –Conan O’Brien

For his running mate, Donald Trump says he’s looking for someone with experience in areas he doesn’t have. So right now Trump is looking for someone who can run a profitable casino. –Conan O’Brien

The Republican Party is coming out strongly against online pornography. Man, they really do not want to win this election. –Conan O’Brien