cuz he’s the brother nobody wants to talk about (a wife, two kids, and six Squirtles)

It’s being reported that Donald Trump’s list of running mates is now down to just two people! And they are Chris Christie. –Jimmy Fallon

In a recent interview, Jeb Bush compared Donald Trump to the Kardashians, saying, quote, “The Kardashians wouldn’t exist if we didn’t enjoy watching them.” When asked who his favorite Kardashian is, Jeb said, “Rob – 'cuz he’s the brother nobody wants to talk about.” –Jimmy Fallon

A man in Oregon got stabbed while playing Pokémon Go and refused medical treatment in order to keep playing. He leaves a wife, two kids, and six Squirtles. –Conan O’Brien