It’s Never Too Early To Give Up (congratulations to Sporty Spice)

Earlier today, a bunch of grapes sold in Japan for over $10,000. In other words, they’ve opened a Whole Foods in Japan. –Conan O’Brien

A South Carolina elementary school’s lunch program has added a food truck that serves the kids buffalo wings, tacos, and mac-and-cheese. It’s all in keeping with the school’s motto: "It’s Never Too Early To Give Up." –Conan O’Brien

Great Britain is about to have its first female leader since Margaret Thatcher. So congratulations to Sporty Spice. –Conan O’Brien