Earlier
today, a bunch of grapes sold in Japan for over $10,000. In other words,
they’ve opened a Whole Foods in Japan. –Conan O’Brien
A
South Carolina elementary school’s lunch program has added a food truck that
serves the kids buffalo wings, tacos, and mac-and-cheese. It’s all in keeping
with the school’s motto: "It’s Never Too Early To Give Up." –Conan
O’Brien
Great
Britain is about to have its first female leader since Margaret Thatcher. So
congratulations to Sporty Spice. –Conan O’Brien
