"Big personnel change
at the White House. Yesterday, President Bush's chief speechwriter announced
he's leaving the White House. His exact words were, 'Me go now.'" --Conan
O'Brien
"Congress is outraged
by these bogus claims. Congress said, 'If people want to break the law and
steal taxpayer money, hey, get elected to Congress like everybody
else.'" --Jay Leno
"I have to agree with
Hillary on this. I liked Ann Coulter better when she was fighting Sigourney
Weaver on those 'Alien' movies." –Jay Leno

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