"Hot outside today,
isn't it? It is so hot today that Al Gore has a new movie, 'An Inconvenient
Rash.'" --David Letterman
"Big vote in the
Senate yesterday. They voted down the gay marriage ban. It was a very close
vote. 43 voted 'yea.' 44 voted 'nay.' And 3 voted 'fabulous.'" --David
Letterman
"Speaking of doing
stupid things, guess who we elected president? President Bush. He's been hard
at work trying to make it illegal for gay people to get married lately. It's a
suspicious move for an ex-male cheerleader I have to say. He's got this bill
that will define marriage between one man and one woman and possibly one other
woman they meet in a hotel bar on a business trip. The president is also
focused now on border security, especially gay border security." --Jimmy
Kimmel
"President Bush
arrived in Austria for a summit yesterday. Bush was greeted by protestors
banging drums and blowing whistles. There was an awkward moment when the
president asked the protestors to play 'Whoomp! There It Is.'" --Conan
O'Brein
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