That’s like getting confronted about your drinking by Rudy Giuliani (I’m pretty sure he has bigpox)

A new book revealed that the ex-Trump lawyer Sidney Powell wanted to hire operatives with “hunting licenses” to take Dominion voting machines since they are obviously “all guarded by elk”, a plan that even Rudy Giuliani nixed. Do you know how crazy you have to be for the voice of reason to be Rudy Giuliani? That’s like getting confronted about your drinking by Rudy Giuliani. —Stephen Colbert

The predictability of Trump and his cronies who start fearmongering about immigration whenever an election is on the horizon. Whenever the ex-president starts, rightwing media obediently follows his cue showing footage of the “caravan” of immigrants that was screamed about before the 2018 midterms with Fox correspondents spreading fear about possible diseases. As far as Trump goes, forget smallpox, I’m pretty sure he has bigpox. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

So I guess in the end, he did teach them all the art of the deal (She’s the one sticking out like a normal thumb)

Another former Donald Trump acolyte is flipping on the former president, as Jenna Ellis became the fourth co-defendant in his Georgia election fraud trial to plead guilty. So I guess in the end, he did teach them all the art of the deal. —Seth Meyers

You might remember Ellis as the least weird lawyer from this press conference with fellow Trump lawyers Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell. She’s the one sticking out like a normal thumb. —Seth Meyers

Also on Monday, the House Freedom Caucus of far-right Republicans called on its members to remain in Washington until they could pick a new speaker. Said Matt Gaetz: ‘Aww, but I promised my girlfriend we’d go trick-or-treating.’ —Seth Meyers

And the justice department filed a civil forfeiture claim for a superyacht reportedly belonging to a sanctioned Russian billionaire. ‘Hold up! Let me disembark first!’ said Clarence Thomas. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

I’m afraid the Kraken was also indicted (a carnival of idiots)

Donald Trump’s former lawyer Sidney Powell has pleaded guilty to election interference after a string of offenses including hiring people to barge into a voting location. Her deal means she will be cooperating to provide information on Trump. Oh man the chicken McNuggets are coming home to roost. —Jimmy Kimmel

It is still shocking to refer to the former president as being involved in four criminal cases. One of which has seen a development with the aforementioned Sidney Powell pleading guilty after making unhinged claims about voter subversion. What really throws me off though is how she says all of those really crazy things in such a flat tone. At least Rudy Giuliani has the decency to scream when he’s being a fucking nutball. —Seth Meyers

Sidney Powell had also promised to ‘release the Kraken’ in reference to all of the incriminating information she allegedly had. She did release the Kraken but I’m afraid the Kraken was also indicted. —Seth Meyers

On Fox & Friends the host Brian Kilmeade referred to the Republican party as ‘a carnival of idiots’ which coincidentally was the original title for Fox & Friends. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

How did we go from middle class to working poor in only 35 years? (she hates that)

November 2021

“According to a new book, former Acting Defense Secretary Christopher Miller purposely offered, then presented, Donald Trump extreme military scenarios in the final week of his presidency to prevent him from choosing to attack Iran. Unfortunately, he opted for the craziest one — attacking the U.S.” —Seth Meyers

“After the election, Sidney Powell contacted a Pentagon official to push the claim that the C.I.A. director had been hurt and taken into custody in Germany while ‘on a secret mission to destroy evidence of voter fraud on a computer server that belonged to a company named Scytl.’ Where did Powell get this urgent news? From a false conspiracy theory that had been gaining steam among QAnon followers. Oh, yeah, that theory is definitely steaming.” — Stephen Colbert

“During the signing ceremony for President Biden’s bipartisan infrastructure bill, Biden twice referred to Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema as ‘Kristen.’ And that’s the worst thing you can call her besides a Democrat — she hates that.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The Jets are going all the way this year (The People Don't Know Their True Power)

November 2020

“President Trump’s legal team disavowed the lawyer Sidney Powell on Sunday after she cited wild conspiracy theories to back her claims that the election had been rigged. Yeah, she got kicked off Trump’s legal team for being too crazy. That’s like getting kicked off of ‘Real Housewives’ for being too crazy.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Seriously, you know how nuts you have to be when Rudy Giuliani’s head starts leaking and you’re the one who gets fired?” —Jimmy Fallon

“For anyone asking what’s more embarrassing than being on the Trump legal team, the answer is getting fired from the Trump legal team.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, her conspiracy theories were too much even for Trump. Well, today she wrote a farewell email. It said: ‘My fellow Trump lawyers, well, it finally happened — the illuminati got me fired. Luckily, you’ll still find the culprits who hacked the election: Hugo Chávez, Charles Barkley and Flo the Progressive Insurance lady. They’re in a bunker nine miles below before the Times Square Bubba Gump’s Shrimp. The password to enter is “Elvis is alive and he lives at Area 51.” Hail Zoltar! Sidney. P.S. Jets are going all the way this year.’” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”