chasing after a fire truck (The bitch is back)

Some good news for President Trump. A new poll shows that his approval ratings just rose three points. That’s right — it’s now at four points. –Jimmy Fallon

The U.N. General Assembly is still going on today. North Korea’s foreign minister said Trump’s speech sounded like a “dog barking.” But Trump didn’t respond — cuz he was chasing after a fire truck. –Jimmy Fallon

    

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boom boom sticks/Rocket Man/ka-blooey (Get Back, Honky Cat)

During his address to the U.N. today, President Trump referred to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un as "Rocket Man." Even worse, he referred to nuclear missiles as "boom boom sticks." "Folks, the Rocket Man has boom boom sticks and there's a good chance we're all gonna go ka-blooey." –Seth Meyers

President Trump said during his address to the U.N. today that if North Korea continues working on its nuclear program, the U.S. will have "no choice but to totally destroy North Korea." Oh my God, Trump is going to run for president of North Korea. –Seth Meyers

      

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Will the real Rocket Man please stand up (swimsuit competition)

Donald Trump, Jr., has decided to give up his Secret Service protection in order to have more privacy. He said it got annoying having Secret Service guys always standing around, listening in, and making it almost impossible for him to call Russia to receive further instructions. Meanwhile, Eric Trump will keep his protection, so they can help him tie his shoes and stop him from choking on hard candies. –James Corden

Our President Donald Trump spoke to representatives at the U.N. General Assembly. The president was a bit disappointed. Usually when Trump meets representatives from different countries, there's a swimsuit competition and they wear sashes. –Jimmy Kimmel

      

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Stay Strong Humanity. Peace Out (Now you're both rocket men!)

During the speech, Trump threatened to "totally destroy North Korea," which can only mean one thing — he's going to run for president of North Korea. –James Corden

In his speech, Trump also referred to Kim Jong Un as "Rocket Man," saying, "Rocket Man is on a suicide mission." You can't call someone "Rocket Man" in the same speech where you're threatening to launch rockets. That makes you a rocket man. Now you're both rocket men! –James Corden

      

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How is Rocket Man doing? (What Happened, pt. 7)

On Sunday, Donald Trump tweeted about North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, saying, “I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. I asked him how ‘Rocket Man’ is doing.” President Trump, you’ve already ruined enough; don’t ruin Elton John lyrics for us. Next thing you know, he’ll be calling the prime minister of Australia Crocodile Rock. –James Corden

Last night here in Los Angeles was the prime-time Emmy Awards. The big winners last night were Donald Glover, Hulu, and former White House press secretary Sean Spicer. Spicer won best actor in a comedy for his role in Donald Trump’s administration. –James Corden

     

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filming themselves having sex in a Walmart and a Burger King (Rocket Man)

Yesterday, Trump posted a tweet where he referred to Kim Jong Un as “Rocket Man.” Which beats the other nickname he gave him, Lil’ Kim. –Jimmy Fallon

Today is Ben Carson’s 66th birthday. It’s a little different on Ben Carson’s birthday. He actually OPENS his eyes to make a wish. –Jimmy Fallon

A married couple in Louisiana was arrested after filming themselves having sex in a Walmart and a Burger King. Of course they were very embarrassed, so they told their friends it was a Target and a Wendy’s. –Jimmy Fallon

     

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So either he's very fast or very gay (Rocket Man)

"In an interview, Secretary of State  Condoleezza Rice said that one of her all-time favorite songs is 'Rocket Man' by Elton John.  She said the song reminds of her first boyfriend in college. 'Rocket Man'? So either he's very fast or very gay." --Jay Leno

"Bill Clinton is writing another book. The first one was an enormous book and it was his life story. This next one is going to be a fascinating book. In the book, Clinton describes one time when an intern held her breathe for nine minutes." --David Letterman

"Bush met with the prime minister of Australia at the White House the other day. The Australian prime minister asked President Bush, 'When was the last time you were down under?' Bush said, 'Oh, you must be thinking of the other president, President Clinton.'" --Jay Leno