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Showing posts with label Milky Way. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Milky Way. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Jasmine Crockett’s Brain (Gee, that's terrible, said Hillary Clinton)


Researchers say the Milky Way galaxy may be inside a huge cosmic void of empty space. They're renaming it Jasmine Crockett’s Brain. —Greg Gutfeld


And finally, according to the latest FBI data, nearly half of all murders in the United States remain unsolved. Gee, that's terrible, said Hillary Clinton. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Saturday, July 22, 2023

2 Haiku (poems by John Hulse)



written on my heart

from the songs of Palestine

I wish I was free



she’s here, then she’s gone

she’s lost in the Milky Way

singing a blue song



https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 




 

Saturday, October 1, 2022

You love cake and you don't like to exercise (you may be on to something)


Let me tell you something. Russia didn't make half the country poor or low income. Russia didn't render 63% of our residents unable to afford $1,000 emergency. Russia didn't make 29 million Americans not have healthcare. Russia didn't make medical costs the biggest reason for bankruptcies. Russia didn’t bury our citizens in debt. Russia didn't outsource our jobs. --Jimmy Dore 8/29/18 


Recently a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences suggested there could be as many as 11 billion planets capable of supporting life in the Milky Way alone. So if you feel like a meaningless speck, you may be on to something. —Jimmy Dore 1/29/14


As Americans we probably forgive more than we should. I mean we still give George Bush credit that 9/11 only happened once. —Jimmy Dore 4/22/13


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, September 1, 2022

Rachel Maddow can connect Kevin Bacon to Russia in just two steps (Why the Revolutionary War had to happen)


Let me tell you something. Russia didn't make half the country poor or low income. Russia didn't render 63% of our residents unable to afford $1,000 emergency. Russia didn't make 29 million Americans not have healthcare. Russia didn't make medical costs the biggest reason for bankruptcies. Russia didn’t bury our citizens in debt. Russia didn't outsource our jobs. --Jimmy Dore 8/29/18 


You know, Rachel Maddow can connect Kevin Bacon to Russia in just two steps. --Jimmy Dore 6/14/18


Recently a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences suggested there could be as many as 11 billion planets capable of supporting life in the Milky Way alone. So if you feel like a meaningless speck, you may be on to something. —Jimmy Dore 1/29/14


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Rachel Maddow can connect Kevin Bacon to Russia in just two steps (and of course the boogieman)


Recently a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences suggested there could be as many as 11 billion planets capable of supporting life in the Milky Way alone. So if you feel like a meaningless speck, you may be on to something. —Jimmy Dore 1/29/14


As Americans we probably forgive more than we should. I mean we still give George Bush credit that 9/11 only happened once. —Jimmy Dore 4/22/13


You know, Rachel Maddow can connect Kevin Bacon to Russia in just two steps. --Jimmy Dore 6/14/18


"All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian."--Pat Paulsen (1968)


"We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman."--Pat Paulsen (1968)


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Thursday, February 16, 2017

JOKES: That’s OK, I like being dominated (What Buck?)



At the box office this past weekend, “Lego Batman” beat out the sequel to “Fifty Shades of Grey.” When asked for comment, the movie “Fifty Shades” said, “That’s OK, I like being dominated.” –Conan O’Brien
Astronomers say they now know the approximate weight of the Milky Way. They found this out by adding 10 pounds to the Milky Way’s weight on its Tinder profile. –Conan O’Brien
Thieves in London made off with $3 million worth of rare books from the Middle Ages. Authorities describe the suspect as “boring.” –Conan O’Brien