When one door closes another door opens (And we know Trump is lying because we can hear him)

Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper revealed in a town hall last night that he once brought his mother with him to a screening of the movie "Deep Throat" due to confusion over movie ratings, saying, "I didn't know what was an X-movie was. We thought it was a little naughty, but we didn't think it was that bad." Wait a minute! You stayed?! I saw the topless scene in "Titanic" with my mom, and we haven't spoken since! She's never met her grandkids! --Seth Meyers

According to reports, adult film star Stormy Daniels took a polygraph test in 2011 about her relationship with President Trump, and the examiner found there was a more than 99 percent probability she told the truth about their affair. And we know Trump is lying because we can hear him. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Follow the Money - All the President's Men (1976)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Yeah, that's what we'll use it for (I saw who paid the price)

A company in Japan has created a wearable milk tank shaped like a female breast in an effort to make it possible for men to breastfeed their children. Said men, "Yeah, that's what we'll use it for." --Seth Meyers

That's right. 89 years ago today, Colonel Sanders founded fast-food chain KFC. And boy, was Trump pissed when he found out he still had to come to work today. Meyers as Trump, "It's a holiday!" --Seth Meyers

Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper revealed in a town hall last night that he once brought his mother with him to a screening of the movie "Deep Throat" due to confusion over movie ratings, saying, "I didn't know what an X-movie was. We thought it was a little naughty, but we didn't think it was that bad." Wait a minute! You stayed?! I saw the topless scene in "Titanic" with my mom, and we haven't spoken since! She's never met her grandkids! --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life (How are they gonna close that casket?)

A 28 year old med student is auctioning off his virginity online for $300,000. So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life. --Carl Reiner

Deep Throat porn legend Harry Reems died yesterday. How are they gonna close that casket? --Norm Macdonald

I’m happy to help out a friend but the next time my roommate asks for help putting on sunscreen, he better be talking about his back! Fool me once. --Tim Allen

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I saw the topless scene in Titanic with my mom, and we haven't spoken since! (Yeah, that's what we'll use it for)

A truck overturned on an Atlanta highway today carrying 40,000 pounds of printer ink. So it looks like it's gonna be a couple more weeks on that Mueller report. --Seth Meyers

A company in Japan has created a wearable milk tank shaped like a female breast in an effort to make it possible for men to breastfeed their children. Said men, "Yeah, that's what we'll use it for." --Seth Meyers

Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper revealed in a town hall last night that he once brought his mother with him to a screening of the movie "Deep Throat" due to confusion over movie ratings, saying, "I didn't know what was an X-movie was. We thought it was a little naughty, but we didn't think it was that bad." Wait a minute! You stayed?! I saw the topless scene in "Titanic" with my mom, and we haven't spoken since! She's never met her grandkids! --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life (How are they gonna close that casket?)

Deep Throat porn legend Harry Reems died yesterday. How are they gonna close that casket? --Norm Macdonald

A 28 year old med student is auctioning off his virginity online for $300,000. So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life. --Carl Reiner

A woman I met at a party was from Norway and she kept telling me how awful Trump was. So I shot back, “Yeah, well you guys have that asshole Hans Christian Andersen.” --Norm Macdonald

I’m happy to help out a friend but the next time my roommate asks for help putting on sunscreen, he better be talking about his back! Fool me once. --Tim Allen

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”