So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life (How are they gonna close that casket?)

A 28 year old med student is auctioning off his virginity online for $300,000. So for $300,000 you can have the worst sex of your life. --Carl Reiner

Deep Throat porn legend Harry Reems died yesterday. How are they gonna close that casket? --Norm Macdonald

I’m happy to help out a friend but the next time my roommate asks for help putting on sunscreen, he better be talking about his back! Fool me once. --Tim Allen

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and Orwell’s 1984.”