when she goes to Buckingham Palace, the guards try to make her smile (his second-favorite king and queen)

President Trump and the first lady arrived in London on Tuesday ahead of a British state visit beginning Wednesday. It’s fun when the first lady joins President Trump, because when Melania goes to Buckingham Palace, the guards try to make her smile. — Jimmy Fallon

“Well, guys, President Trump just arrived in the U.K. for a state visit with King Charles and Queen Camilla. Charles and Camilla are Trump’s second-favorite king and queen, next to Burger and Dairy.” — Jimmy Fallon

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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Here’s a good rule for your life (Literally no difference whatsoever)

Amid all his legal troubles – Trump’s Save America Pac spent $230,000 a day on legal bills in February – the former president attempted to drum up popular support this week with a visit to a Chick-fil-A in Atlanta, where he bought 30 milkshakes and bantered with employees by asking if they were getting rich. It’s like he’s never talked to normal human beings in his life.

There was fawning coverage of the stunt on Fox News, where one host argued: “This idea that Democrats try to sell that Trump is an awful human being, that he’s Adolf Hitler – I don’t know if Hitler was regularly buying journalists milkshakes or walking in Chick-fil-A or Dairy Queen like this.”

I’m sorry, you don’t know that he didn’t? I know – he didn’t. They say crazy sh*t all the time on Fox News but they’re not willing to go out on a limb to say for certain that Hitler didn’t buy milkshakes for journalists? What are you even talking about Hitler for?! No one else brought him up. Here’s a good rule for your life: you never want to be the first person in a conversation to bring up Hitler. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

There should be a flag on that play, and I’m going to say a Confederate flag (unnecessary roughness)

On Friday, Trump addressed the football controversy. “Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say get that son of a b**** off the field right now, out, he’s fired? Fired!” Wow. Son of a b****. That was unnecessary roughness. There should be a flag on that play, and I’m going to say a Confederate flag. –Stephen Colbert

The blowback was immediate. Colin Kaepernick’s mom, after seeing the president of the United States call her child a son of a bitch, tweeted, “Guess that makes me one proud bitch.” Yeah! Moms! Colin’s mom is the coolest mom in sports! After that, she took the whole team to Dairy Queen and made it rain orange slices! Whoo! –Stephen Colbert

Of course, there is one sport Trump still loves: “So proud of NASCAR and its supporters and fans. They won’t put up with disrespecting our country or our flag. They said it loud and clear!” What he’s referring to is some NASCAR owners threatened to fire any drivers who kneel during the national anthem. Now, I don’t know why NASCAR is responding differently than the NFL. It might be because there’s only one African-American driver in all of NASCAR. –Stephen Colbert

      

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The only weather-related thing he's ever prayed for is

Jon Stewart to congressional Republicans who voted against Hurricane Sandy aid: "If you guys can’t vote for this, then we’re f**ked for the next few years. And I’m not saying you're responsible for all the problems facing our country, but you sure are making them a lot harder to fix."

"A political opponent is accusing Governor Chris Christie of praying for Hurricane Sandy. In response, Christie said the only weather-related thing he's ever prayed for is a Dairy Queen Blizzard." –Conan O'Brien 

Jon Stewart on gun control opponents: "No one's taking away ALL the guns. But now I get it, now I see what's happening. So this is what it is. Their paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from addressing our actual dystopic present. We can't even begin to address 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, happening in this country every year because a few of us must remain vigilant against the rise of imaginary Hitler."