Jon Stewart to
congressional Republicans who voted against Hurricane Sandy aid: "If you
guys can’t vote for this, then we’re f**ked for the next few years. And I’m not
saying you're responsible for all the problems facing our country, but you sure
are making them a lot harder to fix."
"A
political opponent is accusing Governor Chris Christie
of praying for Hurricane Sandy. In response, Christie said the only
weather-related thing he's ever prayed for is a Dairy Queen Blizzard." –Conan O'Brien
Jon Stewart on gun
control opponents: "No one's taking away ALL the guns. But now I get it,
now I see what's happening. So this is what it is. Their paranoid fear of a
possible dystopic future prevents us from addressing our actual dystopic
present. We can't even begin to address 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in
reality, happening in this country every year because a few of us must remain
vigilant against the rise of imaginary Hitler."
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