Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Chicago Bears (Super Bowl)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs 1985 Chicago Bears (Overtime)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs 1985 Chicago Bears (Overtime)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Madden25: Indianapolis Colts vs Chicago Bears

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

They got that insulating layer of cheese that will keep you safe for days (one of the most expensive disasters for you, personally)

Some tips to keep warm for the folks in Chicago. If you’re really cold, slice open and crawl inside a visiting Packers fan. It works. They got that insulating layer of cheese that will keep you safe for days. --Stephen Colbert

Trump’s SCOTUS nominee is federal judge Neil Gorsuch! No surprise he chose him. He is a strict constitutional originalist. That means he rules only as the Founding Fathers intended in cases like “Marbury v. Electricity Is the Devil’s Magic” and “The People v. Slavery Is Cool, Right?” –Stephen Colbert

At the beginning of the speech, Trump listed some of the natural disasters we've endured this year. [clip of Trump] "We have endured floods and fires and storms." And Stormys! Don't forget her! She was one of the most expensive disasters for you, personally. --Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's part of my new scared straight approach (But enough about the New York Giants)

October 2013

"It is now day 11 of the government shutdown and we knew sooner or later something like this was going to happen. Despite the national parks being shut down, several men were severely mauled by bears yesterday. But enough about the New York Giants." –Jay Leno

"It's day 15 of the government shutdown. President Obama said he was hopeful an agreement would be reached tonight. Part of the problem is that Republicans can't even agree among themselves on what they want. Which means Obama doesn't know what to tell them they can't have." –Jimmy Kimmel

"The effects of the shutdown are being felt in the White House vegetable garden. Because the gardeners have been furloughed, the vegetables are starting to rot. Is it possible that President Obama intentionally engineered the shutdown just so he would have an excuse to eat a cheeseburger?" –Jimmy Kimmel

"Just when you think that Congress could not do anything less, they manage too. At this point the government is like a house on Halloween that turns out the lights and leaves a bowl of candy on the front porch." –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

the hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are now accepting chickens (Maybe I will run for president!)

October 2011

"And Chris Christie isn't running. This guy had a lot of followers. Most of then were ivory poachers, but still …" –David Letterman

"You folks feeling the economic pinch? That's why we lowered the ticket prices. And the hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are now accepting chickens." –David Letterman

"Today President Obama met with the Chicago Bears championship team from 1985. When she heard about Bears in the White House, Sarah Palin was like, 'Maybe I will run for president!'" –Jimmy Fallon

"YouTube has launched a politics channel so that people can easily find videos of the presidential candidates. Today they posted their first video, 'Cat Winning a Debate Against Michele Bachmann.'" –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Madden 20: Indianapolis Colts vs Chicago Bears (Super Bowl)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to choose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary. Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

LT Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG Jesus Christ, some folks Lord and Savior

LG Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C Charles Bukowski, poet

C Muddy Waters, musician

RG God

RG Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy


DT Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP), HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines, David Wood, Marines, Ian Betts, Navy

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk,  Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko, etc.

Madden: Indianapolis Colts vs Chicago Bears (Super Bowl - Overtime)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities. 

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created characters.

In this example I used PS4 Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur. 

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

Offensive Line

LT Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles

LT Nelson Mandela, South African leader

LG Jesus, some folks Lord and Savior

LG Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles

C Charles Bukowski, poet

C Muddy Waters, musician

RG God

RG Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister

RT John Lennon, musician The Beatles

RT George Harrison, musician The Beatles

TE/DT Clay Brannon, boy wonder

WR/DE Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)

HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk, 

Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge

Ben Sisko

Performers and popular culture, Jack Bauer, 24, played by Keifer Sutherland, Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under, played by Peter Krause.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Chicago Bears Fantasy Roster

Offense

QB Jim McMahon, NFL

QB Sid Luckman, NFL

QB Colin Kaepernick, NFL

HB Gale Sayers, NFL

HB Brian Piccolo, NFL

HB Walter Payton, NFL

HB Chuck Berry, musician

FB Bronko Nagurski, NFL

WR Red Grange, NFL

WR Jimmy Dore, comedian, political activist

WR   Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, played by Peter Dinklage

WR Lincoln Burrows, Prison Break, played by Dominic Purcell

WR Willie Gault, NFL

WR Barack Obama, US President

WR Edward Snowden, whistleblower

TE Mike Ditka, NFL

TE Cenk Uygur, political commentator, Young Turks

TE Buster Keaton, silent film actor

TE Ron Burgundy, Anchorman, played by Will Ferrell

LT Bill Hicks, comedian

LT Muddy Waters, musician

LG Noam Chomsky, political activist

LG Jeff Lebowski, The Big Lebowski, played by Jeff Bridges

C Bulldog Turner, NFL

C Jimi Hendrix, musician

RG Richard Brautigan, poet

RG Glenn Greenwald, journalist

RT William Wallace, Scottish knight

RT Julian Assange, Wikileaks

Defense

LE Dan Hampton, NFL

LE Jimmy Dore, comedian, political activist

LE Martin Luther King, civil rights leader

LE Salvador Dali, artist

LE Bill Hicks, comedian

RE Richard Dent, NFL

RE Howlin Wolf, musician

RE Big Bill Broonzy, musician

RE Thelonious Monk, musician

RE Shaka Zulu, African military leader

DT Steve McMichael, NFL

DT William Perry, NFL

DT Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under, played by Peter Krause

DT Duke Ellington, musician

DT Cannonball Adderley, musician

LB Django Freeman, Django Unchained, played by Jamie Foxx

LB Otis Wilson, NFL

LB Bob Marley, musician

LB Nat Turner, slave revolt leader

LB Dick Butkus, NFL

LB Bill George, NFL

LB Mike Singletary, NFL

LB Brian Urlacher, NFL

LB Jack Reacher, Jack Reacher, played by Tom Cruise

LB Jeremy Corbyn, English political leader

LB Wilber Marshall, NFL

LB John Lee Hooker, musician

CB Shepherd Book, Firefly, played by Ron Glass

CB Leslie Frazier, NFL

CB Miles Davis, musician

CB John Coltrane, musician

CB Charlie Parker, musician

CB Mike Richardson, NFL

CB Cesar Chavez, political activist

FS Gary Fencik, NFL

FS Tupac Shakur, musician

FS Andre Breton, artist

FS Denmark Vesey, slave revolt leader

SS Dave Duerson, NFL

SS Stephen Colbert, comedian

SS Simon Wiesenthal, Holocaust survivor

Special Teams

K Abraham Lincoln, US president

P George Halas, NFL

She says she'll go to the Super Bowl if actual bears are playing in it (No, really, your money is no good)

"New Speaker of the House John Boehner chose not to attend the dinner for Chinese President Hu. In China, they're calling him an orange chicken." –Jimmy Fallon

"Obama and Hu had a private dinner the night before. When Obama tried to pick up the check, Hu said, 'Your money is no good here.' Obama laughed, and Hu said, 'No, really, your money is no good.'" –Jay Leno

"The President of China is in Washington. It's a bit like when you're into your bookie for more than you can afford, and he stops by the house to say hello." –Jimmy Kimmel

"President Obama says he'll go to the Super Bowl if the Chicago Bears are playing in it. Sarah Palin says she'll go to the Super Bowl if actual bears are playing in it." –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

PS4: Madden 17 Indianapolis Colts vs Chicago Bears

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

I have been working on a
paper for the Education Market.

The paper talks about using
video games as a teaching tool for

children with learning
disabilities.

The age demographic would be
8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might
include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about
various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their
team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion,
sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of
their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created
characters.

In this example I used PS4
Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and
Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway
and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a
simple and fun way for kids to learn.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might
be donated or discounted to schools for these classes.

More on the paper as it is
fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight
Freeney, Robert Mathis

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney,
musician The Beatles

LG         Jesus, some folks
Lord and Savior

C         Charles Bukowski,
poet

RG         God

RT         John Lennon,
musician The Beatles

DT         Army, RIP Jack
Renforth, TE Paul Bantley

More Colts players include

Martin Luther King, Stephen
Hawking, Albert Einstein,

Muddy Waters, Winston
Churchill, Nelson Mandela

even characters from Star Trek

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf,
Cmdr Data, James Kirk,

Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer,
Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge

Ben Sisko

and fictional characters

Jack Bauer, 24, played by
Keifer Sutherland

Nate Fisher, Six Feet Under,
played by Peter Krause

Also for sentimental reasons,
some fallen friends are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

Chicago Bears Fantasy
Roster

Offense

QB         Jim McMahon, NFL

HB         Gale Sayers, NFL

HB         Brian Piccolo, NFL

HB         Walter Payton, NFL

HB         Red Grange, NFL

FB         Bronko Nagurski, NFL

WR   Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, played by
Peter Dinklage

WR         Lincoln Burrows,
Prison Break, played by Dominic Purcell

WR         Willie Gault, NFL

WR         Barack Obama, US
President

TE         Mike Ditka, NFL

TE         Cenk Uygur,
political commentator, Young Turks

TE         Buster Keaton,
silent film actor

LT         Bill Hicks, comedian

C         Bulldog Turner, NFL

RT         William Wallace,
Scottish knight

Defense

LE         Dan Hampton, NFL

LE         Jimmy Dore, comedian
and political commentator

LE         Martin Luther King,
civil rights leader

LE         Salvador Dali, artist

RE         Richard Dent, NFL

RE         Howlin Wolf,
musician

DT         Steve McMichael, NFL

DT         William Perry, NFL

DT         Nate Fisher, Six
Feet Under, played by Peter Krause

DT         Duke Ellington,
musician

LB         Django Freeman,
Django Unchained, played by Jamie Foxx

LB         Otis Wilson, NFL

LB         Dick Butkus, NFL

LB         Bill George, NFL

LB         Mike Singletary

LB         Brian Urlacher, NFL

LB         Keyser Soze, from
the film The Usual Suspects

LB         Jeremy Corbyn,
English political leader

LB         Wilber Marshall, NFL

LB         John Lee Hooker,
musician

CB         Leslie Frazier, NFL

CB         Miles Davis,
musician

CB         John Coltrane,
musician

CB         Charlie Parker,
musician

FS         Gary Fencik, NFL

FS         Tupac Shakur,
musician

FS         Andre Breton, artist

FS         David Palmer, 24,
played by Dennis Haysbert

SS         Dave Duerson, NFL

SS         Stephen Colbert,
comedian

SS         Jean Cocteau, artist

Special Teams

K         Abraham Lincoln, US
president

P         George Halas, NFL

In China, they're calling him an orange chicken

"President Obama says he'll go to the Super Bowl if the Chicago Bears are playing in it. Sarah Palin says she'll go to the Super Bowl if actual bears are playing in it." –Jimmy Fallon



"New Speaker of the House John Boehner chose not to attend the dinner for Chinese President Hu. In China, they're calling him an orange chicken." –Jimmy Fallon



"Arnold Schwarzenegger says he's considering doing a movie in which he would play a Nazi. He says that after being governor of California, he's looking for a job that will make people hate him less." –Conan O'Brien