NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs vs New York Islanders

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: New York Islanders vs Ottawa Senators (Chaplin Hat Trick)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Trump plans to terminate the Constitution by asking Herschel Walker to drive it to the clinic. (Cool. Now do deodorant.)

December 2022

“Raphael Warnock not defeated Herschel Walker in Georgia's Senate runoff race. I don’t think this is the last you’ll hear from Herschel Walker unless he’s your biological father.” —Michael Che

“With Raphael Warnock's win, Democrats in the Senate will no longer have to rely on vice president Kamala Harris for tie-breaking votes. Harris can now focus on her main priority. Waiting for a worse bike accident.” —Michael Che

“Donald Trump said the results of the 2020 election should be overturned and called for the termination of the Constitution. Trump plans to terminate the Constitution by asking Herschel Walker to drive it to the clinic.” —Michael Che

“A new album from R. Kelly was removed from streaming sights several hours after being uploaded. And it was not easy to remove his streams said the maid who cleans his couch.”  —Michael Che

“France announced that it will start providing free condoms for people between the ages of 18 and 25. Cool. Now do deodorant.” —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Gee, too bad they didn't try that before we invaded Iraq (Smart Walls)

 

"On the port deal, a lot of Republican congressmen are saying let's not rush to judgment, let's investigate it and be sure of our facts. Gee, too bad they didn't try that before we invaded Iraq." --Jay Leno

"President Bush was only in Afghanistan for four hours. That may not sound like much, but it's more time than he spent in the Texas National Guard." --Jay Leno

"Senator Hillary Clinton says she wants a smart wall at the Mexican border. The only thing that could beat a smart wall is a smart Wal-Mart." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I don’t like to brag about this, but I dated her for awhile (Show me the wizards)

At this very moment, Donald Trump is in London on an official state visit, and today was full of Royal mixers, including this afternoon, when Trump and the First Lady had afternoon tea with Prince Charles and wife Camilla. Colbert as Trump: “Hey, you’re the guy that tagged Princess Di, right? Up top! You know I don’t like to brag about this, but I dated her for awhile. Okay. It’s true.” --Stephen Colbert

Trump got the classic Royal tour, complete with a review of the famous Royal Guardsman. Colbert as Trump: “How do you get that height in your hairdo? I cannot imagine how much Aqua Net you’ve got up there. Nobody smoke around this guy.” --Stephen Colbert

Queen Elizabeth gave Trump a first-edition copy of Churchill’s World War II book. Colbert as Trump: “Look, thank you so much, but don’t tell me how it ends. I’m really liking that German Charlie Chaplin who invented the High Five!” --Stephen Colbert

The queen also led Trump on a tour of The Royal Collection where he learned about British history. Colbert as Trump: “Enough books, Liz. Boring. Show me the wizards. I know you’ve got them around here someplace.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”