I don’t like to brag about this, but I dated her for awhile (Show me the wizards)

At this very moment, Donald Trump is in London on an official state visit, and today was full of Royal mixers, including this afternoon, when Trump and the First Lady had afternoon tea with Prince Charles and wife Camilla. Colbert as Trump: “Hey, you’re the guy that tagged Princess Di, right? Up top! You know I don’t like to brag about this, but I dated her for awhile. Okay. It’s true.” --Stephen Colbert

Trump got the classic Royal tour, complete with a review of the famous Royal Guardsman. Colbert as Trump: “How do you get that height in your hairdo? I cannot imagine how much Aqua Net you’ve got up there. Nobody smoke around this guy.” --Stephen Colbert

Queen Elizabeth gave Trump a first-edition copy of Churchill’s World War II book. Colbert as Trump: “Look, thank you so much, but don’t tell me how it ends. I’m really liking that German Charlie Chaplin who invented the High Five!” --Stephen Colbert

The queen also led Trump on a tour of The Royal Collection where he learned about British history. Colbert as Trump: “Enough books, Liz. Boring. Show me the wizards. I know you’ve got them around here someplace.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”