It makes sense, we all knew that pole was nuttier than a ****pick from Mr. Peanut (Pelosi's face/Cheney's heart)

Thanks to Trump's lawsuit against CBS, the network had to release the full transcript of the Kamala Harris interview they did before the election. And the interview got more surgery than Nancy Pelosi's face and Dick Cheney's heart combined. —Greg Gutfeld

Meanwhile Trump just settled with ABC news for 15 million, Meta just settled with him for 25 million and CBS parent company Paramount is reportedly considering a similar payout. Pretty soon Trump will be able to afford Bret Baier’s house. —Greg Gutfeld

Trump also sued the Des Moines Register and veteran pollster Ann Selzer for claiming Kamla was leading him in the Iowa polls. It makes sense, we all knew that pole was nuttier than a ****pick from Mr. Peanut. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

We live in the time Einstein warned us about (swooped in after a huge disaster)

Vice President Kamala Harris traveled to North Carolina to survey damage from the hurricane, which is the second time this year she swooped in after a huge disaster. —Colin Jost

It was reported that Diddy once invited Prince Harry and Prince William to one of his parties, but they did not go. Although before Diddy could even finish writing the invite, Prince Andrew was there. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

somewhere between Rudy Giuliani and an abandoned JCPenney (the real purpose of socialism)

I predicted Trump would win the Iowa caucus by a landslide. They love him in Iowa, I think because he has the exact same hair as an ear of corn. —Stephen Colbert

“The idea of Republican primaries implies that the GOP will continue to exist, and right now there is reason to doubt that, as multiple state-level Republican parties are going bankrupt. That’s financially bankrupt. They already achieved morally. They’ve got no money. In August, for example, the Arizona GOP had just $14,800 left in the bank. To put that into perspective, the Arizona GOP cannot afford to buy a 2017 Honda Civic. Certainly not with power windows. Right now, the state Republican parties’ finances are somewhere between Rudy Giuliani and an abandoned JCPenney.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Hey lady, I don't deal with oil companies. That's more Satan's area (Bronx WMDs)

"She said at her church, Governor Palin, said she

asked everyone to pray for a natural gas pipeline,

which she said was God’s will. And today, God said,

"Hey lady, I don't deal with oil companies. That's

more Satan's area.'" --Jay Leno

 

"According to a series of just published letters

that Albert Einstein sent to his second wife, he

had ten mistresses. He would send his wife letters

about his mistresses and then ask her for advice.

Or as Bill Clinton called him, 'a trailblazer, a pioneer.'"

--Jay Leno

"A Tomahawk cruise missile fell off a truck in

the Bronx this week. A cruise missile, isn't that

unbelievable? You know what that means?

There are now more weapons of mass destruction

in the Bronx than there are in Iraq." --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”