"She said at her church, Governor Palin, said she
asked everyone to pray for a natural gas pipeline,
which she said was God’s will. And today, God said,
"Hey lady, I don't deal with oil companies. That's
more Satan's area.'" --Jay Leno
"According to a series of just published letters
that Albert Einstein sent to his second wife, he
had ten mistresses. He would send his wife letters
about his mistresses and then ask her for advice.
Or as Bill Clinton called him, 'a trailblazer, a pioneer.'"
--Jay Leno
"A Tomahawk cruise missile fell off a truck in
the Bronx this week. A cruise missile, isn't that
unbelievable? You know what that means?
There are now more weapons of mass destruction
in the Bronx than there are in Iraq." --Jay Leno
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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