Donations

Wednesday, January 11, 2023

Nothing to worry about. If Joe had access, it wasn't important (It's the first thing they see)


January 2023

“President Biden's lawyers were cleaning out one of his old offices from before he was president. And you're not gonna believe this, but they found that Biden had 10 classified documents. The documents found were from Biden's time as vice president. Today, Obama was like, ‘Nothing to worry about. If Joe had access, it wasn't important.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Speaking of the White House, the Biden administration is considering a nationwide ban on gas stoves, which has been linked to health problems. Today, Americans were like, ‘Better play it safe and order a Baconator from Door Dash.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, gas stoves could be banned soon. The best way to heat something up will be to open three apps on your iPhone at once then use it as a hot plate.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

No comments:

Post a Comment