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Wednesday, January 11, 2023

The bombs will continue to drop and you will continue to pay the price (sideways walk of shame)


January 2023

“Earlier Saturday morning, after four days and 15 rounds of voting, Kevin McCarthy was sworn in as speaker of the House. McCarthy was like, ‘I'm just glad it didn't go to a 16th vote. That would have been humiliating.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“After 15 rounds of voting, McCarthy pulled off the impossible — he got people to watch C-SPAN for an entire week.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, I saw a new study that said noise from a ship can disrupt crabs while they're trying to mate. Or, as crabs call it, getting yacht blocked. Of course, when crabs do mate, the most embarrassing part is the next day when they have to do the sideways walk of shame.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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