According to the latest vote totals, Democrats are now on pace to gain up to 40 seats in the House and lose only one to two seats in the Senate. Democrats reportedly celebrated by Googling how to celebrate. --Seth Meyers
Today was National Pickle Day. To celebrate, Trump is in one. --Seth Meyers
NASA officials said yesterday it could take 25 years to send a human to Mars. Melania responded, “I’ll wait.” --Seth Meyers
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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