Claire Danes. She'd be perfect, absolutely perfect (which explains why all the congressmen were dressed in orange)

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was seen in Washington D.C. today which explains why all the congressmen were dressed in orange. --John Hulse

There are also reports that Trump wants to fire his Homeland Security secretary, Kirstjen Nielsen. When asked who would replace her Trump said, "Claire Danes. She'd be perfect, absolutely perfect." --Jimmy Fallon

Today, Trump took part in a ceremony to celebrate Diwali, the Hindu festival of lights. But at the event, Trump had a little trouble lighting a candle. Trump was like -- He's like, "I got to be careful. If this gets anywhere near my hair, the whole place is going to blow. Someone else do this." --Jimmy Fallon

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