a speck of dim rage racing forever into the vacuum of the president’s mangled, unquenchable ego (Mondays, am I right?)

As one official who used to work in the White House put it, “the Trump administration has been so consistently off the rails that days like today just blend into everything else.” Ah, just one of those typical days where each moment of hollow malice blends into the next, when the future and past narrow into a speck of dim rage racing forever into the vacuum of the president’s mangled, unquenchable ego. Mondays, am I right? --Stephen Colbert

President Obama has announced that he’s approving construction of two new nuclear reactors. And George W. Bush immediately stood up and screamed, 'It's nucular!' –David Letterman

Pope Francis is calling for an audit of all the Catholic Church’s wealth. In a related story, Pope Francis is missing. –Conan O’Brien

Evil Democrat Empire? I got news for you, if we're going to do the Star Wars analogy, the Democrats are, at best, Ewoks. --Jon Stewart, on a Republican spoof video comparing Democrats to the evil Empire in Star Wars

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”