a small town girl living in a lonely world (one part paxil, two parts badonkadonk)

Authorities in North Carolina were recently on high alert after being told of a suspicious package that had been mailed to an office building. But after evacuating the whole building, police realized that the package was just an audio cassette by the band journey. I’m sorry, it’s 2018. I do think a Journey cassette is pretty suspicious. Police haven’t confirmed who sent the package, but they are on the lookout for a small town girl living in a lonely world. --James Corden

Let's save it for Tuesday. I mean everybody, everybody has to vote. So all you stoners out there start looking for your keys now. --Bill Maher

But there is a good omen. I think there's a good omen. Yesterday the Republicans lost Kayne. He must be back on his meds, he said he tweeted out I now realize I've been used to spread a message that I don't in. And Kim told him he doesn't have to sleep on the couch anymore. I think this is our formula for deprogramming Republicans: one part paxil, two parts badonkadonk. --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”