During
his foreign policy speech yesterday, Donald Trump mispronounced Tanzania and
called it "Tanzainia." Then Melania was like, "That's nothing.
My name is actually Kathryn." –Jimmy Fallon
We
have less than 100 days to go until the summer Olympics. It's less than 100
days until people at home in sweatpants eating potato chips are like, "I
could do that." –Jimmy Fallon
A
study found that one minute of intense exercise may have the same physical
benefits as 45 minutes of moderate exercise. So finally, a study that
vindicates my wedding night, ladies and gentlemen. –Conan O’Brien
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