Tomorrow
is April Fools’ Day, which means everyone will be waiting for Donald Trump to
finally say, “Gotcha! I never wanted to be president! I can’t believe you
dummies let it go on this long!” –Jimmy Fallon
If
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are the two nominees, it will be the first
time both parties' nominees are over 65 years old. Which should explain that
one debate where they just play checkers in the park. “King me!” –Jimmy Fallon
Chipotle
is considering opening a new restaurant that specializes in hamburgers. After
what their burritos did, Chipotle now wants to ruin a new set of buns. –Jimmy
Fallon
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