Saturday, April 30, 2016

Thank you, Malibu Barbie!

Just to be clear, there is no way Ted Cruz could even get the nomination. He's now like a 6 year old, pretending to be president. I'm pretty sure we're going to see Ted Cruz drive around in a minivan with “Air Force One” spray painted on the sides. He'll be dressing up all of his daughters’ dolls like advisers going, “Yes, that is a good point about healthcare. Thank you, Malibu Barbie!” –James Corden
We are basically one month away from Cruz holding his own Republican National Convention at the Hooters in Texas. –James Corden

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