"This week Pope Francis is celebrating his first
anniversary as Pope, and he tweeted to his 3.7 million followers 'Please pray
for me.' I was a little surprised that he hashtagged it, 'so hung over.'"
–Seth Meyers
"The situation in Ukraine keeps getting more tense. And
now Vladimir Putin has moved 10,000 troops to the Russian-Ukrainian border.
Russia says its troops are there only for a training exercise. When asked what
they're training for, Russian officials said, 'Invading Ukraine.'" –Jimmy
Fallon
"Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg apparently called
President Obama directly to complain about NSA and how it spies on ordinary
Americans. That's right, the guy who runs Facebook got mad at the NSA for
spying on people. Talk about the pot unfriending the kettle!" –Jimmy
Fallon
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