"A girl scout in San Francisco sold 117 boxes of cookies
in two hours after setting up shop outside a medical marijuana dispensary. And
the very next day she became the youngest person ever to receive a MacArthur
Genius Grant." –Seth Meyers
"In California the owner of a Christian medical marijuana
dispensary says God told him to sell pot. The dispensary owner said it's right
there in the book of Dude-eronomy." –Conan O'Brien
"They say the Ukraine has become a wild, lawless region
like Arizona, where they had this anti-gay legislation that was vetoed
yesterday by the governor. They always invoke the word hate, but in Arizona,
it's not hate. It's more of a dry hate." –David Letterman
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