"Of course, President
Bush came to the hurricane this week. He went back to New Orleans to try and
put lipstick on that pig. Not easy because a third of the trash there still has
not been picked up. And that's just the white trash. Some of this garbage is
piled up so high you can barely see the 'Mission Accomplished' banner."
--Bill Maher
"The new Senate
report that came out today said there is no evidence that Saddam Hussein had
ties to al Qaeda before we invaded Iraq. Tony Snow, the White House spokesman,
said this is just another partisan attempt to denigrate what administration
officials worked so hard to pull out of their asses." --Bill Maher
"Big day today. Our
boy George has become a man. George W. Bush has finally lost his veto
virginity. He gave it to stem cell research good. The president wanted to make
the first time special -- and I'm not condoning this -- he did it in front of a
bunch of kids." --Stephen Colbert
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