"Today is Friday the
13th. Down in Washington, a confused George W. Bush lit a menorah."
--David Letterman
"Happy Birthday to
Senator Bob Dole. Bob Dole turned 83 on Saturday. Bob said today every year is
a little harder for him, thanks to Viagra." --Jay Leno
"Let's see what's new
with New Jersey Governor Jim 'Keep On Truckin' McGreevy. Former New Jersey
Governor Jim McGreevy has written
a book where he said he used to cruise highway rest stops looking to have
anonymous sex with gay truckers. At what point do you stop having anonymous sex
at truck stops and say to yourself I'm tired of this, I'd rather be
governor?" --Jay Leno
"Showing that he will
not be deterred by this scandal, President Bush went to Chicago yesterday for a
fundraiser with the embattled Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert. Bush said
he could have cancelled, but he wanted to show his unwavering commitment to the
Republican principle of 'Go F--- Yourself.'" --Bill Maher
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