Donald
Trump is upset today because so many of his former Republican rivals have not
endorsed him. He says he feels like he is running against two parties because
none of the guys have jumped in to lend their support. Which makes no sense at
all. Donald Trump has been nothing but nice to them. –Jimmy Kimmel
At
this point, the Republican Party is like the scientists at "Jurassic Park." Now, it's going to eat us. –Jimmy Kimmel
Thirty-eight percent for Trump, 13 percent for a
meteor, which adds up to 51 percent of the people are OK with the world coming
to an end. Two giant destructive orange balls. –Stephen Colbert
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